Break out your wayfarers and grab your helmets kids because the sun is shining here in the Bean. Suburban workers need not worry – it’s only a winter warzone here in the city. As those warm rays start melting snow and ice on sky-high buildings, downtown Boston turns into an icicle warzone.
You think I’m kidding? Last year I saw a Starbucks bound gal taken down by a 2 foot long icicle off the Omni Parker House. We put our life into our hands every time we leave our office buildings. Like a real life video game, every time you turn the corner another “Beware of Falling Ice” sign greets you.
Well let me tell you this, If I’m going down, it’s not going to be because of an icicle – and it’s definitely not going to be on the way to work.
My advice: Bring lunch, work less, and whatever you do, do not look up.