Live Blogging the Oscars

Red Carpet Observations:

• ·      Giuliana Rancic is clearly on the Black Swan/after school special diet. Watching her and Kelly Osbourne was like watching an episode of South Park with those giant noggin bobbleheads.
  
  
  ·      Michelle Williams, I don't get it.  I know this is your "look" but I don't get it. I also saw Blue Valentine and that movie has no business being nominated for an award.
  
  
  ·      This Haylee chick can do no wrong with the Rancic/Osbourne/Joan Rivers crew, I'm mildly impressed.
  
  
  ·      Amy Adams. I hate it. Matronly, the necklace is all wrong for the dress. Is it Asian inspired? The dress cuts her arms at a horrible spot.
  
  
  ·      Cate Blanchette thinks she's so gorgeous. Her pursed lip smile bugs me. She's wearing some sort of lavender armor dress.  God, I love Ryan Seacrest.
  
  
  ·      Jennifer Hudson. Girl, Weight Watchers? Really? I think you're taking horse pills from Mexico. She looks like a million bucks from far away in a show-stopping red number. Up-front it looks a little 1999 Whitman Hanson senior prom - is that taffeta Versace?
  
  
  ·      Nicole Kidman is wearing a holiday table runner and still has her vertically challenged husband
  
  
  ·       Omg, did you have to switch from E to watch Robin Roberts embarrass herself in front of these celebrities? Who is this woman anyway?
  
  
  ·      Mila Kunis is so hot.
  
  
  ·      Sharon Stone dressed up as Black Swan.
  
  
  ·      Scarlett Johanssen’s date is the most beautiful man I’ve ever seen. 
  
  
  ·    Gwyneth just said she wanted to do a duet with Jay-Z, how long do we all have to pretend she can sing for? How much longer? Jay-Z, ha.
  
  
  ·      Marisa Tomei didn’t do her hair, but she wore navy, I love navy.
  
  
  ·      Hilary Swank’s makeup artist should be fired. 
  
  
  ·      Sandra Bullock tried to do the “eff you Jesse James” by wearing the hot red number. She kinda pulled it off…
  
  
  
  
  What do you guys think?