It's Gettin’ Real in the Whole Foods Parking Lot

Genius. Fog and Smog just released this LOL worthy rap video about shopping and finding a parking space for their Prius at Whole Foods. It’s so dead-on you’d think they’ve been with me at the Whole Foods on River Street in Cambridge. You know, the glorious Whole Foods on the second floor, where there’s some secret way of getting your grocery cart to the 2nd to 1st floor that I’m not privy to. Anyway, you need to watch this now. These guys know the deal with those little shopping carts, although I’m fairly certain they’ve never tried to maneuver them at the Inman Square location…




Stand out lyrics…
 “Now I'm on this inside, looking at my list
Organic chicken, Kale Salad and a Lemon Twist.
Some girl in yoga pants is lookin at me funny
I'm just trying to find a decent Pinot Noir for under twenty!

This Busters on his iPhone talking to his friends,
Picking up some cayenne pepper for his master cleanse.
You're the most annoying dude I've ever SEEN brah...
Could you PLEASE move? You're RIGHT in front of the Quinoa.


Damn, I'm about to check out.
Pay my 80 bucks for 6 things and get the heck out.
The express lane is moving hella slow...
Man, these fools don't know... that shiz is getting REAL....”