Cringe alert: Anne Hathaway’s dress joke. And then the awkward thing she did with her body immediately after telling the horrible dress joke.
Why do they put Oprah in satin? Listen to the way she says “documentary” - I must have been saying it wrong all these years. Notice the way the actors look at her, they hang on her every word like she’s L. Ron Hubbard telling them what’s going to happen next. Did Oprah just try to give an acceptance speech?
Billy Crystal is here to save the show. Don’t leave us Billy.
Fact: Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law definitely would not have been friends with Anne Hathaway in high school.
Social Network and Inception are cleaning up on the technical awards, no?
Cringe Alert: Anne Hathaway’s fake laugh again!
Florence brought her crazy arse to the Oscars and sang a song, that, like her, definitely appeals to mainstream America. Not!
Is Gwyneth serious? I’ve heard drunk townies sing more in tune on karaoke night at Up Country in North Conway. Give it up Gwynny! Go back to your career as an actor/food blogger/chef/fitness enthusiast. Please.
Celine’s here, time to honor everyone I should’ve picked in my celebrity death pool – Gloria Stuart! Did you know The Sports Guy has an over/under on the last deceased celeb to appear in the montage?