12 girls vie for Ben’s attention on the group date. Blakeley, (my favorite character) is a VIP Cocktail waitress (is there any other kind), who brought her “uniform” with her to Sonoma.
The gals audition for an elementary school production of community theatre. They snort like pigs & squeak like weasels and pretty much have to make complete arses of themselves.
Meanwhile, back at the mansion, Erika, the law student, and the other girls practicing black magic with warts all over their bodies whine and gossip about missing out on the group date.
Post production, all the girls pretend for the cameras that Ben owned his role as “Prince Pinot”. Maybe they didn't notice his strange attempt at a British accent or his excessive amount of costume changes? Then the ladies told the cameras that their roles dressed as fantasy woodland animals were important and amazing.
After the big show, Ben says that all the women “did amazing” and finally gives the poor things a much-needed drink. Oh, and big surprise, all the girls hate the most amazing character of all, Blakeley. This girl is a genius. She's not going to win this show, but there's a VIP Cocktail Waitresses of Charlotte spin-off with her name on it.
What a freaking horrible 30 minutes of television.