Date Card 3

Courtney,

Let’s spin the bottle.

-     - Ben

Courtney and Ben go for a romantical walk in the woods and she pretends to like dogs and nature.  They talk about how much they love their jobs and touch each other’s legs. I get it, Courtney is hot. She’s a freaking model for Christ sakes.  After the daytime picnic, the cozy pair enjoy a cozy dinner and talk about the perils of dating in Hollywood and the tough life of an Internet advertising exec. 

Back at the cocktail party, the leftover ladies throw themselves at Ben and try to make the most of their 2 minutes of conversation. 

Jenna, the blogger, is awkward, and she knows it.   But I want to like her. She’s super cute – and she’s a blogger.

Observation: Jennifer, Jaclyn and Samantha are wayyyyyy too emotional and immature to handle the rejection of this reality television situation.

Meanwhile, Ben tries to figure out why all the girl’s are going batshiz crazy! But, Big Ben he knows what’s going on! Blakeley isn’t “communicating” with the girls well enough.  It’s all a big miscommunication.  That’s why she’s fake crying behind all the giant suitcases! It’s just a big miscommunication. 

The Rose Ceremony:  10 girls I watched for last 2 hours and 8  I’d never seen before stand on the Bachelor bleachers awaiting their red rose fate. 

Underdog: Emily, the PhD student. She’s kind of got this Rachel McAdams thing going on. 

Reality: Ben went for the cheerleader, the model and the common prostitute.  Sounds about right. 

Sent home: Jenna the blogger & Tricia the girl I didn’t notice.  Looks like Jenna’s got some good blog fodder!